this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 152 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Whenever someone rates people like that on these green texts, often than not, they're the problem. Also did the OP just want someone to take care of him like a child? 2.5/10 too whiny

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Well yeah, but the rest of the post is just him elaborating on how he was the problem

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Everyone just wants their bangmaid

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is he sure he wasn’t dating his mom?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The order of his priorities us also interesting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Well that is the prime target

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Often times the chubby girl was the big titty goth girl you were always looking for.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

The real big titty goth girlfriend is the friends we made along the way.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well yeah, were people expecting big titty goth gfs to be skinny?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think that's the jackpot many are looking for, skinny with big tits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah well they’re rare and probably not willing to put up with most people’s crap. I’m glad I have realistic tastes

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

Fundamentally, this is a problem that has to do with rating women, and that too purely based on their external appearance.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is big chubby girl propaganda

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Both sides are the problem. Go gay instead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] pomodoro_longbreak 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But chubby gay or svelte gay...

[–] remus989 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pomodoro_longbreak 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Might just be me but I’d definitely leave a skinny girl for a chubby girl just based on looks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] JasSmith 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We all make this mistake when we’re young and stupid. It’s how we grow up. Looks aren’t everything. They’re temporary at best.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Definitely true, though it sounds like Green Text got A LOT of growing up to do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I was in high school, she was a chubby amd adorable native american girl with waist length black hair. I left her for someone more conventially pretty. I'm a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Skill issue gg

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Suck it up as a life lesson and move on.

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