The future of the tectonic plates (self.casualconversation)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by UnlimitedRumination to c/[email protected]

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Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
It's soup day!
I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
(Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You watch OP sleep?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

You don't?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Only on weekends.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I feel judged.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Fun fact: water is thought to play a large role in why Earth has an active plate tectonics system. This system is integral to the development and continued survival of life.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I dreamed someone made me iced tea with cheese in it, woke up and Googled that, and lo and behold.

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