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I need your help to settle this perpetual disagreement in my home. I'm team 'skon' whereas my husband is team 'skone.'

Some context, we are not native to the UK so I will humbly accept consensus.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scone. Anyone who says scone is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hard to disagree with that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This thread is asking for trouble

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed, I think half the community will turn against me if I post my answer 🗿

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least nobody has asked which order to put the jam and cream on, there'd be carnage

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'll bite.

It's a "skone". Clue is in the fact it's spelt "scone", ie just substitute the K for a C. It it was a skon it would be called a scon.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If it was suppose to be a skone it would be called a skone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skone, like phone and bone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skon, like shone and gone.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The town in Scotland is pronounced "Skoon".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is the correct answer.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Rhymes with "gone"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've always said scone as in bone. My Aussie other half says skon so by default I end up saying "scone slash scon". I count this as being billingual.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I go with skon, for I am common as muck and not ashamed of it. I won't judge you if you say skone, but I will think you're posh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The thing about that is everyone believes the way they don't pronounce it is the posh way.

Where I grew up, calling it skon would get you labelled posh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But I am common as muck. I haven't met an H I haven't dropped and I'm proper Bermondsey and Millwall. And it's a "skone". In fact the only people who call it a "skon" in my experience in deepest darkest Saaaaaaaf Laaaaaaandaaan are posh cnuts.

Spock has a cat. Your argument is invalid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm, I'm willing to entertain your evidence but let's do an experiment.

"Hew mate, giz a skon"

"Greetings good sir, would you mind if I partake in one of your delightful skones?"

Yeah, nah, one of these is deffo posher than the other 😉

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"alright geez, giz a skone"

"Good evening my good man. My name is Lord Ponsonby Smythe Smythe Smythe. Could I trouble you for one of those skons?"

Works both ways.

Edit: my friend, who I am currently drinking pints with, says "skon is more northern but posh and scone is more estuary".

And he's an expert and a cunt (his own description of himself).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see we shall have to agree to disagree*, that second one makes no sense! :D

* but we'll do it in a civil manner, 'cos this is a nice place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

By the power of editing clarification I shall smight thee in twain.

But for the record this is all cracking fun.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Edinburgh-er here - skon for the cake thing, skoon for the town. Skown never.

Normally when you say 'skoon' you're referring to the 'stone of scone', our big lump of magical red sandstone, which is obviously completely unlike any other bit of rock you might find on your travels. Used to be what the kings/queens of Scotland were crowned upon until the English stole it for theirs to sit on; if you say it that way, we'll have to assume you're interested in a debate about the role and future of the monarchy and will engage you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For me, I pronounce it as cone with an s at the start. Whereas my parents pronounce it as con with an s at the start.

Scone makes more sense then scon, purely by spelling, if it was scon then it would be spelt "scon".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a commoner, so it's Scon for me! As humans we tend to cut out words and letters due to laziness, or to put it positively, to save time 😂.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Scon to rhyme with gone is how posh people say it - the Queen said it that way herself!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Scone rhymes with stone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't think we'd be getting to the drama quite so soon!

I'm in the south west and I say it like 'cone' with an s at the start. I view the other way as being posh, but oddly enough it's the other way around for people in other parts of the country.

One of the things I love about the UK is the diversity in terms of accents, it's so rich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I had a feeling what I was walking into with this question.. Can't say i expected the draw it's turned into though!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's easy. I pronounce it correctly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skon, for me.

Although if you're talking about the Palace in Perthshire, then it's Skoon.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Scone rhymes with gone, much to the annoyanve of my partner who rhymes it with stone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm from the south of England but live on the east coast of Scotland and I pronounce it Skon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Grew up in Yorkshire where we will shorten anything but an "o" sound, which instead becomes very long. So scone rhymes "stone", with extra "o".

Slap bang in the blue area: https://brilliantmaps.com/scone-map/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is some serious analysis!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Technically neither is "correct" (as if a pronunciation by native speakers could be in any way wrong) as it's originally a Scots word, and in Scots it's pronounced [skɔn] so that it rhymes with "lawn"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Easy, it's Skone until you eat it, then it's Skon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Brought up in the home counties and it's always been scone (bone) to me.

Related controversy: café, one or two syllables??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends. If it's a greasy spoon sort of place, then caff. If it's a bit posh, then caff-ay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I agree. A caff and a caffay are 2 different things

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm my unqualified opinion, two for sure. How do you even say it otherwise? Caff?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Easy, it's Skone until you eat it, then it's Skon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I grew up in the west midlands in a 'skone' household, but have since moved to Scotland and live with a scottish person who accuses me of being posh if I pronounce it that way. I generally use 'skon' now in the interests of domestic harmony. I do draw the line at 'skoon' though; that's just wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Easy, it's Skone until you eat it, then it's Skon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't help but see skone. However, my husband insists on being team skon so we both call it a skon, against my best judgement.

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