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[–] Cilantro 4 points 2 years ago

Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Happy

Healthy

Histrionic personality disorder

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, burgers get me depressed when they start telling me their bloody life story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I swear there's at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I've attended in recent memory. Now I'm going to be imagining what their salad just told them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes

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