What could possibly go wrong?
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
"It'll work"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Only 1 way to find out...
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
We're not here to fuck spiders
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"we've all gotta die someday!"
βI wonderβ¦β
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
This time it'll be different
Risk it for the biscuit
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Hey y'all watch this!
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... π
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
Iβll apologize later
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Well, let's see what we get.
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Looked good on paper
Hold my beer, Imma try something
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
God hates a coward!
Go big or go home.