this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw a wolf today!

Where?

No, the regular kind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Damn that sounds sexual. ;)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

If ladies didn't like Dad jokes, it'd be called bachelor jokes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

✊️ the struggle is real bro

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

For real. Some days more than others.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

A dream come true 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

i guess i'm not suitable to be dad

cause i have no joke on me