Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Damn that sounds sexual. ;)