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[+] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Or it was so traumatizing that they're all trying to repress it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Just like the full map of the delta quadrant when Tom hit warp 10. They forget they downloaded gigaquads of maps so hard that they set up a special astrometrics lab to look at stuff they already had measured to the millimeter years ago.

Salamander fuckin' must be PSTD fuel to the federation, no matter how flippant "murder machine" janeway is about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Whenever you notice something like that, a space wizard did it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Months later...

Tuvok: "Captain, I must object..."

Janeway: "Ugh, I should have left you in Tuvix."

Tuvok: "... I beg your pardon?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I can live with it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What's the deal with Starfleet emergency rations.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Why is it called the Holo Deck? There's no pool. No ones ever BBQing on a deck when they go in there. What's the deal?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because I CAN live with it.

Computer... Erase that entire personal log.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I couldn’t understand you, do you want me to post the log?

No. Computer, erase the log.

Ok. Posting log.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Tuvix was an abomination and deserved to die. Janeway did nothing wrong.

Risa