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[-] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago

I don’t know what this means, but this guy seems really proud of handling cum.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

So he jerks of liberal men? I read this as „I’m a Liberal that is into men“, but think asking him to clarify that would make him angry.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Bet?

Send the addy

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Wait till they find out that liberals are armed and just STFU about it.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Yesss! The person that owns the most guns that I know is also the most liberal guy I know. I know what guns my conservative friends own because they tell me about them. I know the alarmingly high amount of guns my most liberal friend owns because we've gone shooting together.

Don't get me wrong, I've talked guns with all the folks included above. It just seems the more conservative folk use it more as a bragging right, where as the liberals I know only mention it if the topic is already owning/target shooting guns.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago

Does the most liberal guy you know talk a lot about human rights and democracy, or the inherently parasitic role of capital in a post scarcity society?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Freaked my conservative Trump loving brother when he saw we browsing socialist gun sub on Reddit once.

I laughed and said yes us leftest and armed and trained too. Funny he knows I love guns and vote left but didn't put two and two together. Funny watch him twitch.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9675619/

The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .

Semen is a fast drying basic glue.

It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).

Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Liberal gun oil is the fairly good water based sex lube

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Genuinely can't tell if this is satire of "'liberal tears" or just a fucking wild escalation of it? Either way I laughed

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

…before he puts it in his anus.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Based on the words, it seems like this is a shirt that actually goes soft. Probably while he's lubricating his "gun".

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I mean once it dries out...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I mean, he's going hard at something alright.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.

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