this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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[–] Steamymoomilk 121 points 10 months ago

That's very wholesome

[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago

This greentext never fails to make me crack a smile and warm my cold heart.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dude might want to look into writing a children’s book

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

My local library growing up had weekly children's book readings. Basically, a volunteer comes in and reads a couple books to a roomful of kids.

If anyone resonates with this green text, it could be worth checking if your local library has a similar program. Or even ask about starting your own

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

That's how we ended up with Lord of the Rings.

[–] JohnDClay 10 points 10 months ago

I believe this is how chronicals of Narnia was written.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wow that was actually a cute story, not sure how legit but nice feels none the less

[–] [email protected] 105 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have kids, can confirm, when you find something that works reliably to get them to sleep you stick with it, ofc it's a double edged sword because if you CANT for whatever reason then getting them to sleep is 100x harder.

I could 10000% see a 3-4 year old DEMANDING the Adventures of Dumb Dumb Mister or NO ONE will be getting sleep lmao

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 10 months ago

Is like deferring or saving up every nights small challenges and condensing them into the one night when it can't happen, for what ever reason

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's 4chan, dumb dumb mister

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

The DM has got magical powers which let him put her to sleep

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Surprisingly wholesome

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Thanks for this. Legit made me smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I immediately thought of Snake from the LNC