this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the enterprise solution

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This made me throw up a little bit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

They're optimizing with loop unrolling!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nope, I think you nailed it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The KISS way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The first tic-tac-toe I ever wrote looks something like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

lol... HIRED!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's not stupid if it works. /s