To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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I use the clip if I can find it....
.... I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago...
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Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.
Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.
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My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.
I guess he's Chaotic Evil Demon King
It's just chaotic evil.
Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It's a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.
See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.
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Put it in the freezer.
I didn't know humans are capable of such monstrosity
Why are you booing me, I'm right!
Big bread just wants you to throw away bread and buy more.
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It's bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won't be able to tell the difference.
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Chaotic neutral for life.
For people who value time as much as bread freshness.
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I've started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called "lawful insufferable"
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I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
Satan
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I am lawful and chaotic neutral.
yeah, we all know air can‘t twist, chaotic neutral is sufficient
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Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because bread is stocked daily, so the clip hasn't done much, and many of the methods are a tighter seal or just faster
Because those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.
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You guys don't have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.
Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.
No one needs that much bread.
I think you’re responding to a large duck, or perhaps several regular ducks packed into a long coat.
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Wait, what’s the “bottle hack?”
cut off top of soda bottle, pull bag through hole, screw on top.
That sounds like significantly more work than any of the other options. In what way is it a "hack"?
That's the way hacks work. They look good on Tik Tok but then when you start to think about it you realize why we're not already doing it that way.
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That sounds like the nost tiktok livehack omg i've been doing it wrong all my life, i was todays years old when i learned this lifehack, ever
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My bread last so long because I twist and tuck in a bread box.
What about the knot that pulls apart effortlessly? I've been doing those all my life
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imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread
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Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart
I dont understand bread bins. How do they not just make the bread stale
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What is this "bottle hack"?
Cut off the top inch or so of a plastic bottle and put the top of the bag through it. You can then twist the cap back on the bottle to seal the bag
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