this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The files are in the computer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

ngl the net had some great hacking scenes tho

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The hacking scene in the Command and Conquer game is unrivalled. Actually piloting worms through cyberspace, with the very real risk of death to the hacker, this is the future I knew and loved as a child

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ncis episode Tim traced ThE mOsT dAnGeRoUs HaCkEr iN tHe WoRlD to an internal 192.168.something. I do not remember how it was resolved because I was laughing too hard.
(the whole two person keyboard thi g early in the series was an intentional gag, so it doesn't count)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always so confused when I see a movie use scrolling C code in a terminal. Like where do they get it from?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most of the time it's just meaningless gibberish in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked how Star Trek: Discovery had a snippet of C code with a reference to Windows NT. I wonder if we'll still be on x86 in the 23rd century.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"The warp core is down!"

"Have you tried turning the power couplings off and on again?"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

With showoff 3d graphics

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Usually nmap

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