Why not just ignore the stick and go conquer the land that the stick came from? Put houses, trains, and farms on the land and civilize the place?
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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In stick's homeland, there are many sticks.
rich in resources? perfect.
MURICA!
Because US just conquer the place. They do not train, farm and civilize. And the stick isn't made of oil.
Bringing democracy to Stickanistan.
As suggested by the name, Marines live in water and sticks are on land. The Marines are out of their element.
please consider: fire
Stick become microparticulate and cause 1000 pneumocarcinoma. Stick win every time.
That will make global warming faster and it will kill all marines. Stick win every time
Yes i too think fire would be quite effective against marines
I am a stick.
But you could be fire.
Can I whittle a battalion of Marines into an instrument for roasting marshmallows? I don't think so!
Wait...can this motherfucker see red?
I don’t get mad, no.