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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why not just ignore the stick and go conquer the land that the stick came from? Put houses, trains, and farms on the land and civilize the place?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In stick's homeland, there are many sticks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

rich in resources? perfect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Because US just conquer the place. They do not train, farm and civilize. And the stick isn't made of oil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Bringing democracy to Stickanistan.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

As suggested by the name, Marines live in water and sticks are on land. The Marines are out of their element.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] Gullible 39 points 11 months ago

Stick become microparticulate and cause 1000 pneumocarcinoma. Stick win every time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That will make global warming faster and it will kill all marines. Stick win every time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Yes i too think fire would be quite effective against marines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

But you could be fire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Can I whittle a battalion of Marines into an instrument for roasting marshmallows? I don't think so!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait...can this motherfucker see red?

[–] Gullible 1 points 11 months ago

I don’t get mad, no.