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[–] Bdaman 139 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like this prediction too!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Incredible. We haven't changed much, have we?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

So civilised

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Cute, they thought that it would only grow in one dimension while in reality it did in two.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Why I prefer this prediction:

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They couldn't predict that he wouldn't be around any more by 2012.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I guess people thought "the genius Steve Jobs" wouldn't go a homeopathic route to treat his actually treatable pancreatic cancer

It's so incredibly rare to have a treatable version of pancreatic cancer, normally it's a guaranteed death sentence.

Also he got a liver transplant because having access to a private plane meant he could be on all the lists. Only bought him like another year though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

2016: iFloor
2018: iPiazza
2020: iField
2022: iPrairie
2024: iVeldt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

How have I never seen this lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The Iboard is just a touchscreen Mac.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Reality is disappointing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

But it also shrank in a third.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like how at the time we hadn't even considered the entire slab would be a screen, like the memes still have the home button at the bottom. I get that it's a meme but still.

We also probably assumed the headphone jack would never go away either so.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It was my prediction. We've even got ones with a screen that wraps onto the side. A screen on the back side hasn't happened yet, though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/09/xiaomis-crazy-new-2800-phone-has-display-on-the-front-sides-and-back/

But it's just dumb, so it hasn't caught on.

I hate phones with glass backsides, I've replaced the back of my S20 a dozen times before switching to a phone with a plastic back. Yes it looks nice (if you use it without a cover), but it breaks so easily. It's always super thin glass, not the thick gorilla glass like the front. If you look at it wrong it cracks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pixel 5 had a metal back coated with some resin thing. Best phone design in history.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

...Except the battery replacement is crazy difficult.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I mean it is kind of dumb, especially if it's as delicate as the front. I was young and I didn't really understand the manufacturing realities. I'm guessing phones will keep looking the same for the next bit, with a slim chance Apple's goggle thing will actually catch on a bit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah we have. We even had a phone that had an e-paper display on one side for low power usage. Almost all the folding phones have a screen that is on the back when unfolded.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You could argue that folding phones have screens on the back, just not the full thing, and not always the back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My zFold would like a word

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m not gonna do the math myself, but in terms of total screen size it’s probably pretty close to accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I can fit 24 rows of apps ON MY DICK!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The iPhone Pro Max is a big boy

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is a really great illustration of how mere extrapolation can lead you to shitty conclusions.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Perfection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

There's always an xkcd!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is basically the slippery slope fallacy in a picture.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Make it foldable and it's pretty much exactly what happened.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The 10 didn't get that far, but the current biggest phone is not much smaller. Just wider instead of taller.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ucl5w-bztkk/maxresdefault.jpg

They just keep getting bigger...

https://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20201016/f2c6001212474dc6a2910a195aa17350.jpg

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I love my mini so much

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Who remembers the lg chocolate or whatever it was called with like a 25:1 aspect ratio or whatever lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I remember the LG Wing having an aspect ratio of fuck:you

Someone brought one into my shop to be fixed. Sorry, bud, no. Not touching that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good god can you imagine 25:1? Fucken pencil-shaped display

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Okay how about this: Apple Pencil but it’s got a display on the side bang I just made Tim Apple another 6 billion dollars 💵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Sony Xperia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago