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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Tbf, these spellings make more sense than the actual spelling. How tf is Lasagna pronounced lasanya? Fuck you romance languages.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bold of an English speaker to accuse any other language of unpredictable spelling...

Funnily, Italian is almost completely phonemic, meaning it's trivial to both spell and read words if you know the rules. English can only dream of that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an Italian, it took me a while to understand things like spelling competitions in American movies...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a Hungarian, me too. We spell everything exactly as we write it.

Edit: the reply is right, of course we pronounce everything as we write it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I, uh... um, yeah. I would hope that you do. (I assume you mean you spell exactly as you speak lol)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But do you pronounce everything as you speak it? /s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. 'Lasagna' in particular is spelt exactly like it's pronounced in Italian.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hell, it's spelled phonetically enough for English too. "gn" making the same sound as in "gnome" will pretty much get you there.

I guess to be fair it's just not a common phoneme, and spelling can be a crapshoot in English.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My dad used to say ghoti is pronounced fish.

GH as in rough

O as in women

TI as in ration

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

... Or it's completely silent. Like, the whole word.

GH as in although

O as in people

T as in ballet

I as in business

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I was named Tony now. I wish we all were named Tony.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chicken permission is my favorite!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Parmeyshawn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll take one case

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You can write that however you like, it's not an Italian word anyway. That would be "parmigiana", paar-mee-djaa-nah

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Personally, I think it's really entertaining to say la-sag-na and see who cringes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's my internal monologue so that I can remember how it's spelled.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ask the English speakers who imported words like lasagna and baguette without changing the spelling to lasanya or baget.

Worst of all, sometimes they change the spelling but only to remove the diacritics that tell you how it's supposed to be pronounced

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It actually used to be spelled "loseyns"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CilkAVJLBUY

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gn in Italian is consistently pronounced like ñ in Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But with less flair

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't start me with things like eye. No chance to spell that correctly if you do not know the word - just random conglomerate of letters.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Normally I would implore you to post this to the community but idk about multiple lorsargna posts in one day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I loves me some champaggin with my lesayna

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Real G's move in silence like lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PizSUH - SUH. LaZAnyuhZAnyuhZA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Still one of my favorite sketches. I love how judge got in on it too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Plattnudelauflauf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Tender Vittles?