this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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[–] Tb0n3 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When the boss has 30,000 HP and you have 1000 it's a bit of an issue.

[–] Kecessa 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And then they join your party and they're just average... Looking at your Magus...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Surprisingly Magus stats are already trash as a boss. He's generally regarded as one of the easier bosses for that reason.

[–] gonzo0815 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe you crippled them. Think about that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That moment in Hades when after innumerable long-ass treks through the underworld you think you've finally beaten Hades and then it turns out now you have to beat super-Hades...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Wait, Hades has a third form?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well 42 would be the answer, 69 "Nice!" But very used, 7 dwarfs get angry, so there wasn't much left for me I know.....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you finally get him down to his last bit of HP, and then there is a second phase of the fight.

[–] Kecessa 7 points 11 months ago

Sister Friede says hi!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I always upvote Darnell, that face lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Wait, that's illegal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, but in the reverse...

"Boss hitting for 90% and sometimes one-shotting me in every fight.

Me and mah boy paladins repeatedly hitting one guy and healing so that he stacks up buffs and one-shots the boss.

Blizzard: Horrified stoner man"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Glass Cannon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hahaha, it is going to be a long as battle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no jpegs.