That's Koolaid emergency exit
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
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Well to be fair, it doesn't say exit on the sign. It just says 'you can run this way to find a white wall below this sign' - which is technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
The footprints on the floor coming out of the wall makes this look like some sort secret hidden room where you’ll find an armour upgrade or something. Run up to it and hit the use button.
If you run into it fast enough it'll turn back into an exit, magic!
This has to be illegal, right?
Probably. They told me that they would fix it.
Emergency Exit 9¾
Should hang a sign that says "Closed"
It's on the to-do list. You don't need to remind them every six months!
TBF, the emergency exit is still there, you just can't access it
Welp, time to contact their local fire department and ask when they were last inspected.
Now its only an emergency exit for the Incredible Hulk.
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Where Kool-Aid man when you really need him?
Actually, that's the entrance to Shifting Sand Land
It's a Harry Potter emergency exit. Close your eyes and run towards it.
Some bloke put that sign up and went. “I don’t see anything wrong with this!”
Maybe just turn the arrow to point to the direction of the main door?
This has a strong roadrunner vibe.
get a run at it
That's an emergency exit all right. But only for the Kool-Aid Man.
Could it be possible someone is renting that space and the landlord refused to remove the sign
Also landlords are a pointless job and only exist to exploit fellow humans just like capitalism does
Mildly Illegal
American here, maybe you have to eat all the Haribo to open the door.
Well american food is unhealthy as fuck so that would probably be enough to last you for the whole month
You are supposed to run through it
What would OSHA say?
In this case nothing since I'm fairly certain this isn't in the US. Judging by the labels which all look like German it's most likely somewhere in Germany, although there's a couple nordic countries whose language is close enough to German that it could be one of those as well.
In case of emergency, here's a lighted sign to the Haribo. Not really a bad solution to a large class of emergencies :)
The real infuriating bit is that the haribo stand isn't centered under the sign. Makes it kind of ambiguous.
Fixed it.
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