this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they use alcohol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They just serve it to their human buddies

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jesus Marie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No! You're contaminating all the drink!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water