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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fixed that for you:

The same meme but they both wash their hands.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves use lava soap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they use alcohol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They just serve it to their human buddies

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For rock and stone!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jesus Marie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FOR KARL!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No! You're contaminating all the drink!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water