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[–] [email protected] 112 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He was too busy talking about Firefox

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My new job ocks Firefox on my work laptop. :(

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Who would ock Firefox?

[–] SkySyrup 33 points 11 months ago

how dare they ock firefox?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Whoops. 👁️👄👁️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Firefocks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ock-ward

[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago

Hello Mrs. and Mr. Johnson. I use arch btw

Ah fuck

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (5 children)

If you're a CrossFitter who uses Linux, which do you tell people about first?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

That you are vegan of course

[–] eestileib 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Actually the first order of business is establishing that you're an atheist.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

That you don’t eat meat.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How you retired at 30

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Because Bitcoin

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What she didn’t see is me whispering in her mothers ear “I run Arch, by the way”. Then giving her a quick wink.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Ah, so that's why she pissed herself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Arch for weak, compile Gentoo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pssht imagine using an operating system and not simply manipulating the bits on your disk yourself

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

But he kept taking about foss, though

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's an OS, not a lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

1000008589

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Insert GNU/Linux copypasta here.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

When her parents are BSD users...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

What are you supposed to talk aboot then?

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