Can't trust anyone today....
My wife is a surgeon... Or as she puts it, "Standing in the way of God since 2005".
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Meanwhile, God: 😏
Just once I want to see a coach post game blaming God for favoring the other team.
“Listen Jesus he’s got 15 years left to pay on his mortgage and at least 10 years of labor we can squeeze out of him. Plus this $110k medical bill to pay. You’re not taking him yet, you son of a bitch”
$110k? That's it? Damn, that's some good insurance!
$110k is just the copay.
I have a feeling that some nutjob out there is saying this unironically.
I mean there are people who refuse medical assistance because "god will heal me"
So yeah. There are multiple nutjobs unfortunately
Edit: idfk how but autocorrect turned nutjobs into buttons.
Yeah, a bunch of them were Covid deniers who ran to the hospitals when they got sick and clogged them up for responsible people. Buncha faithless hypocrites, just stay home and follow God's Plan...
When you allow the lunacy that death, and therefore afterlife is a treatment option, well...
It's called Christian Science.
Always assume the worst, specially with nutjobs !
I always see "unironically" and pronounce the "uni" part like "university". Such a weird word.
Perhaps we are pronouncing "university" just incorrectly. Perhaps in the days of creation of the university it was meant to be a word for "un-diversity" -> "university"
I have an "aunt" that genuinely believed that one of her brothers would be risen from the dead. Called it the Lazarus effect. I'd be almost willing to bet that she has posted this meme on Facebook unironcally. Probably with some cringy bible verse attached.
Alternative caption: why are you removing the tumor I put in there? I haven’t yet received enough likes and prayers on Facebook.
Is... is Jesus balding?
What, just because he's the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?
Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.
A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn't the let down?
That's just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.
Don't blame god. It's from Mary's father's side.
But god could’ve picked someone else or prevented Mary from receiving those genes
You are putting a lot of faith in the problem solving ability of the same guy that put his brand new creation in a garden with his biggest fuck up and a yummy fruit tree and said, "I made you dumb, but I hope you understand that this tree of knowledge is off limits to your dumb ass. And don't listened to Mr. Hissy."
I mean, he already let him get crucified.
I thought it was Jake the snake
‘I banish thee, Lucifer!’
[snake leaves the wound and slithers back into the wedding present for Macho Man]
In this episode Jesus will be played by Michael Keaton.
Likely inherited from his mum’s side of the family. Looking at you Mary!
God damn Griefer Jesus
Griever Jesus is the best name I’ve ever heard for a metal band 😂
It may not be Jesus, but it's definitely is gods will.
God is a dick, basically.
"How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault? Instead, you should have created a world of wonder and whimsy...in LittleBigPlanet."
How dare you?
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Truly one of the great monologues.
His Only Begotten Son in there contaminating the sterile field. Brown Jesus would mask up in a gatdam hospital
Jesus Harold Christ!