this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most women think blowing you for 30 seconds before you have sex and then just laying there constitutes as “freaky.” It’s fine though because most men think that just thrusting in and out as fast as possible for as long as possible constitutes as being good in bed.

Most people suck at sex. I blame porn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yup. Check out MyBadReputation on phub for actually good advice for bed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My ex would do this and it was a tough comparison with my wife who arches the other way (which is great).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s when you break out the sex pillow and tell her to hug it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That or also the dead star

[–] little_hoarse 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Push their head into the bed, that’s all you need to do to fix that 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a man of action speaking.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_ 2 points 1 year ago

Where did you get this picture of my ex?