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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Donate blood.

Blood is transfusioned into a guy

Guy gets a boner

Your blood in his rod

You gave a guy a boner

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

any bro would do it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And I'd do it again for any of the lads

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Not from a Jedi

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Our cells are literally shared

Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

afaik plasma donations don't include cells

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

In short: "see you later virigns"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And thanks to you, so do I now...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, it is basically all Latin words

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not sure which person you are "who" -ing, but:

Ironmouse

Conner

Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.

During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.