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It sounds like the matter isn't coming out of the black hole, but actually the accretion disc that is in the process of being sucked into the black hole so we aren't breaking the event horizon threshold as title suggests
we aren’t breaking the event horizon threshold as title suggests
It wouldn't be pop-sci if it didn't have a misleading clickbait title!
It couldn't be the actual black hole past the event horizon, right? It would logically seem that inescapable precludes burping or farting matter
scientist quoted as saying black holes were "shitting [their] guts out" and "blowing megachunks all over the proverbial tile floor of space"
This is my assumption. Clearly the accretion disk isn't the point of no return, or maybe stuff on the inside = past point of no return, stuff on the outside can get flung off?
If I remember correctly the point of no return is called the Event Horizon.
Yes
Ok so black holes are just teleporters to other dimensions right?!
It's a one way teleporter to a single dimension, because you're entire mass will be a single imperceptible point.
But it's not a single point though, because blackholes with a different mass have different sizes, so it's more like a "maximum density" that can exist in this universe...
It's an oversimplification, but something with the mass of say, a human, will be crushed into a very very very very tiny space. A much smaller space than 0.1mm radius, which would hold Earth's moon's mass of 7.342×10^22 kg.
Yes... And something with the mass of the universe will crush into a significantly larger (yet comparatively tiny) volume of space... Thus, a black hole is basically the maximum density we can currently comprehend and theorize.
Size and density have non-standard definitions in this context.
As far as i know the Mass of the black Hole is concentrated in the Center (singularity). But it is surouded by its schwarzschild Radius. Anything that enters it cant escape.
Well, unless it burps
That's what the current understanding of physics says. But given that there are singularities that come out of the math, all that really means is we don't actually know what happens inside a black hole.
Kind of like the lump that forms in my chest when I get a phone call
I equate it to a can of spray cheese. Small hole, puffy cheese.
I thought you were making this up, but apparently there actually is "cheese" that comes in a spray bottle.
What the wiki article does not explain, is why.
Some people put it on crackers but when I was growing up we always put it in the bugles chips.
That is also why I always thought people who pretended to have witch nails by wearing bugles were weird, I was always like “why would you put cheese all over your fingers…”.
Maybe it's just because I'm still shocked at the existence of this product, but I don't see why either of those use cases need cheese in a can instead of just cheese.
Partly it's convenience, but I think the main reason is you can get cheddar and bacon flavored spray cheese.
Real cheese takes a couple seconds to scoop or even slice. The can is as simple as flexing your finger, and an endless stream of “cheese” comes out!
Dogs are big fans as well.
They used to take them on dive trips and squirt it in the water and the fish would eat it. Some diver masters would play jokes and squirt it in other divers hair and the fish would start eating at their hair.
EASY CHEEEEESE!
There's a place in Philly that uses it as the cheese for their steak subs.
It's wrong, but they still do for some reason.
Wrong to whom? It’s the same thing as Cheez Whiz, which is the right cheese.
Bruh ez cheese on a Ritz or club cracker. If ur brain doesn't go nuts for that u don't have a single taste bud.
“Cheese”
Cheese flavoured foam extrusion
It'll teleport you from the third dimension to the first dimension.
No indication that any of the returning matter ever made it beyond the event horizon but how wild would it be if matter can come back from that somehow, would shatter current understand of the phenom.
It would be amazing if that happened! We desperately need to be proven wrong somewhere if we want to develop a theory of quantum gravity.
So would it be appropriate to say they are passing gas?
I'd say so...
Based on that username, I feel like you'd be a subject matter expert.
What if we're currently travelling through one right now and we forgot to turn the oven off
I wonder if it could be caused by other celestial bodies captured in the black hole's orbit. Some new mass approaches the accretion disk and the gravitational pull slingshots some of the disk's matter out.
For the forces required to "pull" the matter out, we would need another singularity, but even then, that wouldn't show this.
Galactic indigestion
