this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate it when my roommate leaves the twink drawer open.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I get that he’s proud of the strength of his cutlery drawer but most people won’t give a fork.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And you know you can fit one adult between the drawer and the ceiling.

[–] Wats0ns 50 points 11 months ago

Perfect, that's where I usually keep them anyway

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

But we don't know how tal that one adult is as there are no bananas for scale.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Strong drawers, high ceilings, what's not to like?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Me: Tries to close drawer

Potato masher:

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Outdoor shoes Pete, outdoor shoes!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i'd prefer this to particle board drawers that disintegrate if you look at them funny.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's standing on particle board. Only the sides of this style are metal, the drawer box bottom is still particle board.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Damn, maybe i've only experienced particularly shitty particle board.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I fucking love it! I thought my ultimate 70s boudoir had won the community, but this is way funnier!!

Edit: wtf is that in the corner underneath him?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wait! What if it’s his hologram projector? What if this glorious image is all a lie?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You can see it’s his step stool Ofc! Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

real estate foot drawers. the last thing you want in your real estate estate drawers is someones feet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Always check your real estate estate drawers for feet, folks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yessssss! Now I know where I can hide when I’m playing hide and go seek! No one will look for me there!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

He's gonna break his ankles real nasty if that drawer moves unexpectedly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Well, that sold me. I'm gonna buy the house now

[–] generalEdo 6 points 11 months ago

Get me a step ladder and two people to assist my fat ass and give me a shot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Holy crap. How heavy are your knives?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Really impressive.