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Daniel is a socially inept man and has an insatiable obsession with.......... (lemdit.com)

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[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Danielle. The extroverted account manager he works with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's tried approaching Danielle several times, but he pisses himself uncontrollably the closer he is near her.

So, on Friday, Daniel had an idea. His plan was to adhere an adult diaper to himself and make another attempt to talk to her. As noon struck, Daniel walked towards Danielle's desk.

Now standing before her, Daniel muttered under his breath........

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You can do this." "Hey Danielle" he said, feeling the warmth of the diaper filling with piss "are you, erm... busy, this weekend?" Danielle said:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Oh! No actually I'm not, why what's up?" Daniel quickly looked down and then back up to meet Danielle's eyes and said, "Oh ok cool, I wanted to know if you'd like to go roller skating with me and my sponsor Kevin from AA tomorrow. "

Danielle, looking a bit puzzled, said, "Yea, I don't see why not ! Can you pick me up at 6pm after work?"

Daniel happily exclaimed, "Of course!" He then smiled and walked back towards his desk. Filled with excitement, Daniel shut down his computer and got his things ready to leave for the office.

As he exited the office and got into his car and started the engine, he took out a machete from his backpack, paused for a second to think and.............

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

decided to go rob the gas station down the road. "I need more money to buy myself a new set of clothes and a pendant" he thought to himself while dreaming about his date with Danielle tomorrow. Yes, it's a date - what else could you call it? - and he was going to make sure he looks his best.

Bursting into the gas station, Daniel took out the machete and began to shout: "ALRIGHT YOU MUGS, LISTEN UP! THIS IS A STICK-UP! DON'T ANYBODY MOVE OR IT'S MOM'S SPAGHETTI!"

The two men behind the counter looked at each other bewildered.

Daniel: "YOU THERE, WITH THE SHITTY MUSTACHE. GIVE ME ALL THE CASH IN THE REGISTER. PUT IT IN A BAG. HURRY THE FUCK UP I'M LOSING MY COOL"

It's at that moment that...