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Daniel is a socially inept man and has an insatiable obsession with.......... (lemdit.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

decided to go rob the gas station down the road. "I need more money to buy myself a new set of clothes and a pendant" he thought to himself while dreaming about his date with Danielle tomorrow. Yes, it's a date - what else could you call it? - and he was going to make sure he looks his best.

Bursting into the gas station, Daniel took out the machete and began to shout: "ALRIGHT YOU MUGS, LISTEN UP! THIS IS A STICK-UP! DON'T ANYBODY MOVE OR IT'S MOM'S SPAGHETTI!"

The two men behind the counter looked at each other bewildered.

Daniel: "YOU THERE, WITH THE SHITTY MUSTACHE. GIVE ME ALL THE CASH IN THE REGISTER. PUT IT IN A BAG. HURRY THE FUCK UP I'M LOSING MY COOL"

It's at that moment that...