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My wife says all I do is "chat with someone who probably calls themselves 'Comrade Shitmonster' about how Joe Biden is a pedo"

How do I convince her that

  1. Comrade Shitmonster is entirely correct

  2. this is all important praxis

  3. Joe Biden is a pedo

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

my partner calls yall "your hexbears". He comes here only to read the news mega so that he can tell me interesting stories he thinks ill like, before I can tell him. He really likes breaking news lol. he also lowkey thinks were larpers when we call each other comrade but he insist its not cringy when I do it (hey! we cant all be from real socialist countries!). he's lying lol. I love him. maybe show her the news mega, she might think youre smart.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

he also lowkey thinks were larpers when we call each other comrade

it kinda is though, but I love it and do it all the same, because I think "comrade" is a wonderful word

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I-was-saying

Maybe, but I find it to be a good non-binary way of addressing each other politely.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

oh its a great word they say comrade in cuba. He's just anti american dont mind him. its also great way to "son" someone. like "hey comrade, that was wild dont do that." it indicates friendliness its great.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

agreed, Its cringe but its great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

i only call someone comrade when i mean it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife invariably asks me "I thought you quit Reddit?" every time she sees me on Hexbear.

So you're all owned.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. It's Comrade Hatsune Miku

  2. It isn't, join an org

  3. Catholic, anyone still doing that at this point should be get a lot of extra scrutiny sus-soviet

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why hasn't someone claimed @comrade_shitmonster yet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was so close to greatness

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

True.

False.

True.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

dam she got you idk thats solid

PRNew England's wife post on hexbear

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

[borat voice] my wife!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My wife says she feels yours and sends her a hug

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Plot Twist: Your wife is Comrade Shitmonster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

biden + hair + sniffing + videos

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Comrade Shitmonster is a sweetie pie who has never done anything wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support for Comrade Shitmonster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago