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Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)
My partner's ex-coworkers have invited us out to the pub tonight. It'll be good to see them, and I do want to ask if one of them would be interested if I ran a D&D one-shot, as he was part of our old group.
But, I guess this means I have to shower and look presentable. Lame.
Going to learn to knit so I can make all the knitwear I love so much in my period shows. I can already loom knit (well circular loom knit), so how hard can actual knitting be.
Pizza has been obtained. Am about to get pissed as a newt. Why a newt? What is so pissed about a helpless, innocent amphibian? Would welcome some collective wisdom from the Hivemind.
To summarize:
THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEEEEE
With the sound of mewwwwzziiiikkk
With sardines they have sung for a meowsand years
The hills fill my fart with the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
My fart wants to sing every songggg it reeeeks
My fart wants to beat like the splash of a turd.
That flies from the cake to the bees
My fart wants to sing like a crime
That cries at a church on a priest
To laugh like a crook who let’s rip
And shart over thrones on its wings
To sing through the fright.
Like a shark who is lurking two days
I go to the pills when my fart is lonely
I know I will tear where I torn before
My fart will be caressed to the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
And I’ll shitttttt oneeeeeee smoreeeeeeeeeee
I'll admit I feel a little bit smug that vigilantes are letting down tyres of toorak tractors.
Am enjoying pizza. There's something special about those cute little octopusses (octopi?) - the way their little legs curl up is just too, too ...... Kinda chewy though.
Say I was to make some QR code stickers that lead to a link that is not under my admin, would there be a way to track how many times it's accessed through the QR code?
Fat cat is making very angry biscuits next to me. She's super tired and super upset at the world.
That pre lunch moment when everyone in the office has the same take away joint website open, trying to decide what they wanna have :D
If anyone wants a green bin full of compacted grass and oxalis that I've just pulled it is all yours.
I don't like this weeding biz one bit.
My little handroll with the hawt chicken dins collapsed (ish) :( I will do better next time.
Should've stuck with the bun.
You are all so beautiful, you shine like stars in the night.
I'm blinded by your beauty, your brilliance is bright.
I don't fit in. I am nothing.
Any mathematician would tell you that you are essential. Even if nothing. Without zero, mathematics would not exist.
300 comments. Allegedly.
I'm excited for the Grand Final, only because of the day off. I don't care about footy (I mean I have a team I barrick for but that's it).
It's weird how no matter what in the world changes, hold musak always has a distinct lack of audio quality.
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