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THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEEEEE
With the sound of mewwwwzziiiikkk
With sardines they have sung for a meowsand years
The hills fill my fart with the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
My fart wants to sing every songggg it reeeeks
My fart wants to beat like the splash of a turd.
That flies from the cake to the bees
My fart wants to sing like a crime
That cries at a church on a priest
To laugh like a crook who let's rip
and shart over thrones on its wings
To sing through the fright.
Like a shark who is lurking two days
I go to the pills when my fart is lonely
I know I will tear where I torn before
My fart will be caressed to the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
And I'll shitttttt oneeeeeee smoreeeeeeeeeee
Yay we did it bacon. Standing ovulation.
clots clots clots
Oh no. Are they hungry?
THEY HUNGER FOR CUDDLES
ummm. I'll try and feed them I guess.
Much appreciated. You'll save us all.