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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

so he's gonna impeach trump?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

22 going on a dirty 45

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

these aren't secretaries and ministers of organized government

it's capos and yes men of organized crime.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Putin's agent?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Top. Men. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

[–] peetabix 7 points 1 week ago

Great, another face I want to punch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

he's a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump's earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also will probably be a strawman, and fired or jailed when Trump fucks up, blaming others as always.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Did he have a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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