this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does the poop of apples look like?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is interesting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ok but where’s the apple’s butthole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Papa ich will nen Apfel.

Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD

Translation:

Dad I want an apple

How about a horse apple? XDDDD

[–] jballs 5 points 1 year ago

Figured this should be required reading

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But do they poop once in three days?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not everybody it seems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pooping and reading, like...now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

TIL apples can poop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.

[–] mershed_perderders 2 points 1 year ago

...eventually...