this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

when my wife does this to me, i say "yes" and do what i was asking.

#NotAVampire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was "out of class without permission" thankfully it made the VP laugh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Remember, when a vampire invokes yourHouse.requestEntry(), return false.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

As a language nerd and pedant, I love this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

you can come in whoever you want

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Can" works fine of you are asking if you are able rather than for permission. But, words don't exist anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

In a way the vampire is asking both if they're able to and for permisson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Let's go with OP's title, where the vampire is asking if anyone's up on grindr.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Well, in that case, how about you pay me that $10 you owe me?