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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] lemmebee 6 points 1 week ago

Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?

This looks fake

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

86 47

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Classic 🫅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I urge him to get bent!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

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