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xkcd #3104: Tukey (imgs.xkcd.com)
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xkcd #3104: Tukey

Title text:

Numbers can be tricky. On the day of my 110th birthday, I'll be one day younger than John Tukey was on his.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3104/

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This reminds me of Charles Babbage's response to being asked if his computer would give the right answer if the wrong numbers were entered:

I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

I've been tempted to drop this line in meetings more than once.

[–] brbposting 28 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right in line with a certain movie quote that ends with, "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[–] skulblaka 4 points 1 week ago

Oh I keep this one memorized.

[Mr. Madison,] What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I've successfully used this twice in DnD and once in real life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is this a coherent thought? (Actual question)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are you confused about the older language in the quote? It could be rewritten as:

I cannot even comprehend the kind of misunderstanding that could cause you to ask that question.

[–] ogmios 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Huh, that kind of gets the juices going, and I'm wondering how much we've been trying to make our problems fit the technologies we've built, rather than the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

To some with only hammers in reach, every problem seems to be a nail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

traffic/DUIs (need cars)

poverty/homelessness (need more)

recidivism (need slaves)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Sometime before now.