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[–] [email protected] 195 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couldn't figure it out for a bit, the censored word is "jizz"

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol I thought it was ;’ :

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yammer is actually real though 😭

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not anymore. It's Viva Engage now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They really try to make engage a thing at my workplace. HR really pushes it but not even the crickets are alive in there

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg that’s a thing? I saw it happen twice and thought it was weird at the time. What is up with that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They're usually some junior executives who are trying to pad out their resume with the right keywords they need for their next job.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you seen this old show? Season 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12 is available on streaming service 1, the rest on streaming service 2, except season 7 and half of season 11 which are on service 3 and the rest of season 11 is unfortunately not available anywhere.

[–] DanVctr 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can find the complete series in 4K all in one torrent, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

with subtitles in every natural language plus klingon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But you have to be careful though because otherwise you'll download the version with Yiddish subtitles actually burnt into the video.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

BONTO! is shutting down end of June

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago
[–] blockheadjt 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's literally on bebo. Use your lala login. Haven't you ever used fupu before?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet

2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How did you make it so big?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
# big
## less big 
### lesser big

big

less big

lesser big

Normal

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

filling mobile screens with your comments

It's free realestate

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But to answer your question, they probably used markdown headers like # HA HA!

HA HA!

Depending on your client, you can choose to select text and see what they wrote before the markdown is rendered.

[–] Gullible 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

These lyrics are great.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Hey! No need to call names!

[–] Grass 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The best skunk names possible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Skiss and Skitt

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

because this is firmly in poe's law territory, i searched for "pibmow" which returned a wikipedia article for something called "pribnow box" which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.

[–] dechnically 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the tinyurl link goes to a 90s Hungry Jacks ad for Yumbos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

^I^ ^am^ ^spreading^ ^misinformation^ ^online^

disgustingfilm is a parody account for discussingfilm.
I probably should have mentioned this, but its funnier this way.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

poob has it for you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

It's actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I'm about to flip a grunt.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait, does this mean i can finally watch my quibbies on philo?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Yes but you still need to use your quetzl login for now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Relevant Wizards With Guns video

https://youtu.be/6QuD7UO-ZY0

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make your own streaming service at home, Youll love it.

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