Clone myself.
Send clone through teleporter to pull lever.
360 no scope snipe the imposter clone motherfucker.
Claim credit for saving people.
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Is cloning that much faster than running to the lever? Do you also keep a cloning machin always handy on you?
The teleporter is basically a cloning machine
If you teleport the people off the tracks then you can kill them all while still taking credit for saving them.
Are there any flies buzzing around?
No but theres billions of microbes on you
Define 'you'.
If it's jot you then the question becomes, are you willing to commit suicide so a reasonable facsimile of you can save some strangers.
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It won't be me and, unless I have some loved one there, I'm not thoughtlessly jumping into suicide.
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