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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention
(www.thedailybeast.com)
LOL lookit this fucking guy
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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Almost like this administration is a horrifying turd circus of chaos and evildoing which COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED but was not because - reasons
Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"
Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.
I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.
He will weed them out!
Gardening is one of my hobbies but I don't have much retail experience... Guess that's me ruled out then.
Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate
Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?
The ex-paste eater here is going to know what terrorists crave
He did work for the Heritage Foundation, so he knows all about those terrorists.
Paste-eaters deserve better than this moron.
Democrats: sorry, if you're under 70 you're too young for us.
Republicans: give me all your children!!!
Talk about a promotion!
failing upwards, just like P47
trying to look like the rock.
Maybe they don’t care if you think they’re dumb as long as the attack happens to solidify the people behind unjustifiable war. Greenland, Canada, Ukraine, Iran, China - as long as 400 million will again buy the lies.
As qualified as any of them
that doesn't make it acceptable. if anything it makes it less so.
weakness is a sum of all parts, if all parts weak, there is no strength.
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And also, clearly, a massive douche.
Bet he likes the picture because the weird face gives him a few forehead wrinkles.