πΌdon't tell you wife about this gaaaame πΆ you can do anything in this gaaaame!π΅ https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss
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Death came twice that day.
Death always has a boner too
Yeah, but how cum?
He came for the guy
In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too
Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
I mean itβs right in the description. Heβs all bones including his penis bone
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
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Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
Won't make you go blind
The fuck??
Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.
I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)
I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. π
Death can sweat
So Death can cum
Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.
No wonder they're white.
Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.
So, in a way he succeded?
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.
*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*
THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON
YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!
THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!
STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!
Oh no, not on us!
Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*
That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap
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This is too much canon for me
What the actual fuck?
And I thought my kinks were extreme
Bro if you think that's extreme you ain't been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn't even get into the vore/unbirth potential.
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Elastimilf
I sure hope so.
This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
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Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.
Misread it as gum at first.
ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
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Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
RimWorld has a win condition though.
Savage randy, then.
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