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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] stringere 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.

Major spoilerIn the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] agamemnonymous 6 points 6 days ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] stringere 7 points 6 days ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Deep throat - Linda Lovelace

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

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