Do they still sell those novelty toy mics that broadcast and speakers pick it up?
I'm not telling you what to do with that, but there are many options.
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I'm an American so I don't understand why you haven't just put a couple 30 round mags through the wall with your AR-15?
Somehow I read it as your brother having schizophrenia and got really confused.
Continue to involve authorities, but u fortunately mental health funding keeps getting slashed. There may be a social worker centre you could reach out to for more information.
Disconnect his apartment from electricity. Maybe his breakers are outside. His main water valve is definitely outside, close it frequently. While he showers. Make him tired, fond out when he sleeps then ring his doorbell, call his phone, knock the door, etc…
Schizo accelerationsim. Don't know if I approve but either way it'll be interesting.
A friend of mine had a similar issue. Also UK, West London a guy was blasting his car stereo every night in front of his garage, often till 8-9 pm, in some cases during the night while having some weird people over. It was very loud, walls vibrating, etc
Various neighbours called the police on him at least 5 times but nothing happened, he turned off the music for a while, ignored the cops and turned it back on after they left.
They told them they need hard proof to do anything, this would involve getting a regular recording of the music and they should measure the decibels and vibrations to prove how disturbing it is to start anything. It was just the most bizarre way of telling people the local council and police will do nothing. Who the fuck has this kind of equipment and knowledge to do this?
Needless to say nothing happened. My friend moved to another place because of work within 6 months.
I do hope in your case the local law enforcement will be more competent, I wish I could give you an actual advice instead of a story :(
In all seriousness, have you considered physical violence? Avoid being on camera, don't kill the guy, but... make it clear his actions have consequences. He's frail. It doesn't take much, to threaten his ability to safely live alone. Or to push past him and break every electronic gizmo that's splitting your ears at two in the god damn morning. If he's old and crazy and the police won't do anything then rely on them not doing anything.
You need to get a wolf statue to put in his garden so that can become the locus of his night terrors, be sure to put a speaker in the wolf statue so you can make it talk to him, then claim that you (as the wolf, naturally) are God, and you have granted him the power to walk through walls
I'd have said the power to stop trains with tactile telekinesis. You're a better person than me.
Show him YouTube videos of the fox making the same noise? Hopefully you can convince him
Kick his ass
This will resolve OPs problem by moving them to prison but their mother will still be in trouble.
Dudes probably got dementia or something
Get like eight to ten shitty things delivered to his house every day. Either something he’ll have to pay for like a pizza, or something just completely useless, like a cheap spare part for something he doesn’t have.
Obviously, use his name and don’t use your real phone number. He'll have to deal with all the trash constantly.
Won’t really solve your issue, but it’s good revenge for him being an asshole.
Oh and sign him up for all the flyers and coupon books you can. Just like a torrent of junk every single day, never ending.