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Global Constipation Treatment Market to Reach $27.5 Billion by 2030 (finance.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Fueled entirely by lemmy users after this month

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

No shit?

...I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

So Greg is just trying find a cure after all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You really want this to be your reddit moment?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you rather it be two broken arms?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait. What are my options?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

3 day no poop
cum in a watermelon
idfk...something that ends up with incest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can live with it.

I can live with it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Good luck, @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Lmao you guys are hilarious, so now we are having our first insider stories, this is great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The western diet sure does wonders for pharmaceutical companies' bottom lines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a shit load of money!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Unblocking the money spigot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Another side effect in a world that eats too much meat and dairy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And just in time for you know who!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The chart: slava Pookraini 🇺🇦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chinese constipation futures? Buy, buy, buy! Who knew we needed a DD on constipation medication, but the signs are here!

(Note: If it wasn’t obvious, I’m joking)

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