My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
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Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
OH GOD, NO
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Fun on a bun.
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
Assie!
You guys like swarms of things, right?
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
Some folks call me Orange Joe
Good news everyone!