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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I would make a movie where Tom Cruise (played by Tom Cruise) exposes Scientology and in the end has to fight the boss of Scientology (also played by Tom Cruise)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I'm not sure but I guarantee full penetration will be shown.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Just 90 minutes of him dancing to the most hardcore gangster rap songs we can find.

[–] Stillwater 5 points 4 days ago

And he's not allowed to skip the n words

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This. (But maybe with a couple of breaks here and there to yell at people on the phone.)

YES.

TAKE MY MONEY TOM CRUISE.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

The whole movie is about him trying to woo Robert Downey Jr. away from Marvel to make a Tropic Thunder sequel instead.

Marvel sends hitmen after Grossman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Damn I was really excited through that first sentence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Wolf of Wall Street but for the movie industry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Les Grossman is more Grossman he's great like a flat character, I think fleshing him out as a more relatable character would destroy his charm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Just get Tom Cruise high on coac in costume and film it. That's the Les Grossman movie.