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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

How does that work? I usually take 2 to 4 hours, how are all the other men supposed to fit in, in only 6 hours?

Or is it literally sleeping? Because I've been to a 80.000 people festival, there have been several thousand sleeping at the same time I was sleeping, so my track record is better then hers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's a hell of a headline

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