this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the founding myth we need!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm so happy to be alive when this happened

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

...and it was a heartwarming moment.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need remindmebot so I can have it remind me of this post in 10 years

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's our first (that I'm aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we've grown.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wha- what? Lemmy, is... Evolving?


Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I was going to post a comment similar to this. We've made history here!

HI YOUTUBE!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At times I only shit like once a week 💀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced

the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

So we've moved from implosions to explosions.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It will go down as a classic

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Don't ask why I need this" lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool for at was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.

Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The one true shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Huh, even with context, I guess.

Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you'll get through.

Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we trying to poop more or poop less?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, can I get some context here? I've been pretty busy today...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Does anyone still remember the "No Shitting September" challenge?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Apparently I missed this lol. Can anyone point to the origin thread?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is pure gold, lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

god damnit. What did you guys do

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