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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So brain worms are back on the menu?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

he needs to replenish his intestinal e-coli with pathogenic e-coli probiotics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fucker probably found the least contaminated part for this stunt.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

THIS IS NOT ROCK CREEK FFS

Everyone including major media sources is parroting what RFK Jr. said in his instagram account as if it's gospel. Go to google maps. Look at Rock Creek. Look how big it is. This is not Rock Creek.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] throwawayacc0430 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The germaphobia in me is trying to figure out this thought process... 🤔🧐

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

RFK Jr doesn't have a "thought process."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't worry, he put a spiritual spin on it (probably) so it's ok, it's actually cleansing you see!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Heroin kills everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Good. Hope he catches at least one instance of every shit disease floating in there.

[–] untakenusername 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this guys gonna get the fucking Darwin award if he keeps doing this 🤦

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since then, he’s grown a pair of arms and is now trying to conquer the world

[–] pastermil 2 points 1 week ago

Hopefully a pair of ingrown arms.

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