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For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it's zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it's not like I'm going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Slow zombies? I'd do my very best to get back home. I moved for work so I'd do a cross country road trip to get back home. I think slow zombies would be easy to avoid if you plan and be very careful. Fast zombies on the other hand is a different story. Left 4 dead zombies? Probably die and become a boomer or a spitter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Series of tree houses, live like ewoks, no spider zombies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Probably just shoot myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shelter in place for a while until decomposition of their muscles makes them completely ineffectual and unable to actually move.

Shouldn't take long.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

Go live in the woods and homestead with my family.

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