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[–] [email protected] 163 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The goal seems to be to keep people in rural areas ignorant and/or sell more starlink terminals

[–] [email protected] 104 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's 100% just a Starlink scam. The internet does not make people less ignorant, I promise.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

I think it's much more likely that they want their base to keep watching cable TV

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (5 children)

It's easy to funnel money from the rubes. It was only 2 years ago that I learned some churches will automatically withdraw tithes from your bank account and they encourage you to set up "direct deposit" with them.

The entire economic model of these loons is built on the same principle: anything you use regularly, for "free" or built with taxpayer money, should instead become a subscription service you have to pay for, to a cabal of rich sociopaths. In the meantime, the actual free option is brain rotting propaganda to keep you voting for the rich sociopaths so they can repeat step 1. See: Fox News.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

ding, ding, ding! close rural offices, make phone support unworkable with additional staff cuts and deadend "AI" phone IVR and finally ensure that online interactions are impossible.

hundreds of billions will be saved on the bodies of dead Americans to help pay for those trillionaire tax cuts.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

This is the guy who just recently, through overt, barely coded dog whistles, called Buttigieg a "f@**0t," riding with his husband on a bike, and Crockett a "uppity n1@883r b1%&h" from the Oval Office. I'm a 53 year old white male from the rural South. The message was loud and clear. Believe what I'm telling you. I've heard this garbage my entire life, and hear the shit that's said when it's just us white males. The real hateful shit.

This is real. This is serious. They're starting with "Illegal Immigrants," and to them, deviant "Transsexuals." RFK Jr. is reported to be compiling a database of Autistic people. Before that, it was the homeless. Remember what the Nazis did to those "Undesirables."

Just like the Nazis of 80 years ago, they're starting with the defenseless, and the poorest.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They’re starting with “Illegal Immigrants,” and to them, deviant “Transsexuals.”

Once they get rid of all the immigrants and trans people, does anyone really think they're going to dismantle the infrastructure, bulldoze the detention centers, and fire all the excess agents? Or is it more likely that they will just find new out-groups to throw on the pile?

It blows my mind that people see this happening in real time and just go "that'll never happen to me".

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trump dropped a hard-r when it comes to Jasmine Crockett? Honestly, given the good work Crockett has been doing, I kind of love that it's pissing off Trump so much, and making him show his true, obviously racist (and homophobic, etc.) colors.

What I don't like is that this is probably going to make the hard-r "more acceptable to say" for MAGA folk, not that they didn't already say it in more private settings already.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They were talking about subtext

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Giving rural old white farmers broadband is racist?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

This is probably the whole point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

This should be written down for the saying of this time in history

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Stupid is as stupid votes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

GodDAMN! This has been getting a shit tonne of mileage lately!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Did he just look at the word "equity" and assume it somehow helped minorities? That's the only reason I can imagine him calling it racist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

He read "equality" and that was that...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Yes, yes that is exactly what has been happening. This is not the only example of them doing Ctrl+f and ending grants.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

calls digital equity program “racist and illegal”

I don't see why he would kill anything over that. Those are like his two favorite things.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

And this predominantly benefits poor white people. I think he just saw "equity" and assumed it helped brown people.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I suppose this means he hates the Rural Electrification Act and wants to retroactively rip out the bumpkins' power lines. I should probably shut my pie hole before I inadvertently give these malicious assholes ideas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Or do give them ideas, so the rurals can have the day they voted for and maybe, just maybe, figure out billionaires despise them.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

So it went from socialist to racist to offer incentives to companies to put broadband in rural areas. Boy sure I'm glad there's somebody at the top to tell us these things. Here I thought it was just a sensible thing to do all this time. Silly me.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

internet access is woke too now 😎

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This will be just great for the Appalachian region J.D. Vance was playing up as his homeland.

They could have really used that money to get some broadband deployed and a workforce trained up: https://communitynetworks.org/content/connect-humanity-project-aims-bring-broadband-rural-appalachia

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

In Canada, we just give them the money, they twiddle their thumbs for a few years then say they're abandoning the project and keep the money. Then we wait a few years, and decide to give them more money for the same thing again.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They’ve already done that here once before in the US, too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

10 billion dollars to redefine 5g as 1/10th it's original bandwidth and then not meet the standards of providing it anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But... but... rural is white Trump country. They need the interweb tubes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Musk is rolling out a new tier of cheap starlink, lower bandwidth but also zero-tiers certain providers (think Fox News).

I wish I was being sarcastic. They're worried they need to bridge the gap from talk radio.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Probably shouldn't have called it Digital Equity Internet. I could see where the confusion comes in.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They need to keep their base stupid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't seem like they need to work very hard at it tbh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago
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[–] brax 9 points 4 days ago

His boyfriend must be complaining because it doesn't benefit Starlink or something

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Have fun watching diabetes commercials on cable while the rest of us enjoy what we want on streaming platforms.

Not even going to bother addressing the veteran stuff. Trump hating the military and its personnel is old news and his voters couldn't give a flying fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

It must literally just be the word "equity".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

All those red counties can keep enjoying paying over $100 a month for terrible local cable company "100mbps" (20mbps in reality) download speeds with 56k upload. That's the great America they wanted after all. Meanwhile in my very blue city I pay $60 a month for symmetric gigabit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

How quaint.

I take care of my Mom who has dementia.

She has to have cable. For her "stories." The Comcast bill for her cable and internet access is TWO HUNDRED AND 60 FUCKING UNITED STATES DOLLARS. For dogshit megabyte speeds. Which I pay the majority of.

But hey, for $15 more, we could have "free" Peacock, Spotify, and Apple+!

What a bargain...

And there are literally no competitors except for the town municipal service, which is the same price, since they're buying bandwidth on cable, and internet.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Internet access is racist and illegal! Thanks conservatives!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Does this create communication blund spots? Because that's dangerously good preperation for gulags or something

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I really hope that someone is collecting all the laws that Trump is making up on the fly so that we can compare the documents; at least do a word count of Trump's collected laws and covfefe vs the Constitution.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Just a couple weeks ago, with the announcement of orders being opened to the public, people in my (pretty red) area were celebrating the expected arrival of broadband from these grants,

Wonder if its going to happen now. 🤦

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

This is without a doubt to benefit daddy musk…the true president.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Racist? His main voter base are right winged fucks in the rural areas

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